I feel like Steve Martin from the "The Jerk" when I try to dance. Your music makes me not even care that I can't dance.

How about you, can you dance decently?

Ott responded on 05/24/2013

I dance like a total dick but that doesn't stop me doing it.

I practice a form of expression which I like to call 'Body Sculpture' which I bust out any time my daughter's friends are about. Imagine Emo Phillips on acid and meth.

They think it's funny now, because they're six, but in ten years time I think she'll probably consider having me rubbed out with a harpoon gun.

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