If toast always lands buttered side up, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast (butter side up) to a cat's back and throw them from a window?

Ott responded on 11/05/2014

Perpetual motion.

There have been many plans to construct large-scale Buttered Cat Arrays but all have been suppressed by the energy companies.

Wake up Sheeple...

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