When your friends say your name out loud, do they imagine a silent dot at the end? Imagine they were taking to you in a cartoon strip, with speech bubbles...

Ott responded on 01/23/2016

I don't know, probably.

They probably imagine a torrent of childish filth at the end because I swear quite a lot.

Naked Nick once referred to me as 'a vending machine for coarseness'.

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