Hi Mr. OTT ,
Salutations & much love to you
Question: How many cats do you have, and what are their names? Also cats are hilarious! Do you have a funny story to share?? Thank you for visiting us here in Boston @ the middle east! We loved having you! Until we meet again, Amber Glow

Ott responded on 10/03/2018

I have one cat called Ted and he's awesome. Unless you're a mouse or a vole or a bird, in which case he's a total dick.

He often goes missing for days and we always expect him to come home skinny and starving but he always returns fatter than when he left. We live in the country so he has a well-stocked larder of tiny creatures to kill and eat. The bastard.

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