do you wan't to learn to kitesurf in nelson after the festival?

Ott responded on 01/31/2012

I've watched kitesurfing and I'm not sure I'm cut out for it. The last thing you want is a fat fuck like me swinging around your island on a length of string, out of control and screaming in terror.

I'll go microlighting though, if you can make that happen.

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