Ott
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Well, this really put me on the spot. I wasn't prepared to be able to ask you a question... but here goes: Your last meal - what to eat, what to drink, what music is on?


Ott responded on 11/25/2012
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If it's my last meal I can assume death in imminent. If I'm aware it's my last meal then I'm probably on death row awaiting execution for killing those teenagers on the train who were playing Skrillex really loud on their phones all the way from London to Exeter last week.

But I digress.

If that were the case I probably wouldn't have much of an appetite and would probably be waiting for an opportunity to shank the guard with a melted toothbrush before stealing his keys and making good my escape.

As I rammed the prison gates in a stolen Hummer, in a last-ditch, heroic leap for freedom, this would be blasting out of the stereo at terrifyingly high volume:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8WHA3WW...


Having eluded the helicopter during the ensuing three-hour interstate police chase I would eventually stop at a Wholefoods Market for one of their excellent sun-blushed tomato and avocado salads and a bottle of GT's Gingerade Kombucha.

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